You wo'nt like me, either!

I'm a chunky chick with camel toe who like's to dress lightly in the winter. Actually, I prefer wearing a wedding dress when I take a cab, so that I can preach about the bible and the holy ceremony that unite's people in marriage until the day they die you kno? you know, the thing that two people in love often carry out in order to officially commit themselves to each othe'r? until they die, you kno. I'ts a splendid thing you know.. marriage. 

Im sort of a high class cab driver myself you kno. I drive a limousine. I especially like parking on bus stops. Imagine how many parking spaces I can cover when I park horizontally! My windows are tinted black, so even if you knock on it to see if im there, you wo'nt be able to see that im sitting in the backseat eating donuts with carmel. Thank god for donuts and limousines! and don't blame me for driving slowly in the fast lane, the limo cant handle my weight very well. Which is the reason why I was employed in this business, apparently high class people feel more comfortable when i drive, since the car moves slowly and doesn't shake or budge even if i run over a person, due to my weight. 

Cheers!

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vcffan wrote:
pre-teen wiggers playing loud garbage hip-hop on their cellphones on the street

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This has to be my biggest pet peeve! Why do they do it? Why cant they just use earphones? It wouldnt be so bad if it was decent music!

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fanatica wrote:
I also hate people in the supermarket who stop dead in the middle of the isle to read their shopping list,why not just move to the side out of everyones way?

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Frustrating insnt it lol

Also hate when people change direction and do a 180 with their entire trollies/carts in the middle of a packed out isle.

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thimmy wrote:
I HATE getting teamed up with people in sports who are physically unfit to the MAX and voluntarily choose to play despite their handicap.

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What are you talking about, in a rec or junior league? from what I've seen adult leagues are tiered based on how serious the players take it. Some divisions are pub leagues where I can get wasted and slowly shuffle my fat arse around the pitch, other leagues take themselves seriously and play at a very competitve level. sounds like you just need to find the right league to suite your skill level.

I meant football in school (gymnastics). But it also happens when you play with friends on your spare time, and they bring random people to the game. It happened to me last week. I thought I was going to play with 3 of my friends, but when I turned up there were 7 guys or so that I didn't know, and two of them were fat and slow, and they didn't have much control in possession of the ball.. so I was wondering why the hell they signed up for it. Do they not realize that they have nothing to do on a football pitch? We just split the guys into two teams, and one of the fatties got on my team. He didn't lose the ball all the time because he was slow, but he couldn't keep possession and it took him like 3 seconds to pass the ball. He actually had a chance to score, but I took the ball from him an scored myself lol.

I know it was a **bleep** move and he called me an **bleep**, but I'm 100% sure he would have lost it before getting a chance to shoot. I would rather have my 7 year old sister on my team than him. Seriously, if I knew someone who has 0 experience with football would be on my team, I wouldn't have showed up at all. I don't mind losing a game, but I do mind losing because you basically have an unintentional handicap.

In footballing terms.

When I get players on my team who dont like to play a short, passing game.

I dont know, perhaps its because of me being a Barcelona fan, but I get frustrated when players play long balls when nothing is on.