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Messi As Maradona?

Nooner — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:37:00 GMT

By now you know that Lionel Messi scored a sick goal earlier this week. But damn, did you see this coming? The kid sure looks like another Argentinian with some skills......(read more)

Last Night's Tie And Beyond

Nooner — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:08:00 GMT

Bob Bradley is undefeated. Not only undefeated, but all the USMNT does is win. Denmark, Mexico, Ecuador and, Wednesday night, Guatemala. The big four-and-oh. (Yes, the Nooner's aware that we actually tied last night, but like we wouldn't have won if we tried.) Everything this man touches turns to gold. Hell, even his 19-year-old kid played well in his first cap on Sunday, and again last night. But more importantly, he has his troops believing. It's like Isaiah with the might-actually-make-the-playoffs...(read more)

NoonerAudio (March 27) - Donadoni's Last Stand?

Nooner — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:12:00 GMT

Because usually the Nooner is happy with some freeze-dried Taster’s Choice....(read more)

NoonerAudio (March 26) - McClaren Still Winless

Nooner — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:32:00 GMT

Because even Sunil Gulati would fire Steve McClaren....(read more)

Rob Stone, Eric Wynalda, Beers, And Charity. Does It Get Any Better Than This?

Nooner — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 14:00:00 GMT

In Tampa for the U.S. game this weekend? On Saturday night, head to MacDinton's Irish Pub for a fundraiser hosted by Rob Stone and Eric Wynalda benefiting a Florida soccer family in need. ...(read more)

Celebrate We Will...

Nooner — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:37:00 GMT

With the MLB cracking down on home run celebrations, and the NFL putting a stop to the genius of Chad Johnson (and the not-as-brilliant Joe Horn), it seems as though soccer is the only sport left that embraces the over-the-top, wild merriment brought on by a tally.

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NoonerAudio (March 14) - Navarro Not in Seventh Heaven

Nooner — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:07:00 GMT

Because it doesn’t really matter if you remember the lyrics or not on American Idol....(read more)

NoonerAudio (March 12) - Classic El Clasico!

Nooner — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:50:00 GMT

Because you know immediately when an El Clasico is an instant classic....(read more)

NoonerAudio (March 8) - Football's March Madness!

Nooner — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:37:00 GMT

Because the Champions League is the real March Madness......(read more)

You Call That An Injury To Beckham?

Nooner — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 14:13:00 GMT

The Nooner honoring Beckham's knee injury with a YouTube top ten list of great futbol injuries. ...(read more)

NoonerAudio (March 6) - Barca's Backs Against The Wall

Nooner — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:47:00 GMT

Because Barcelona's (and Inter's) backs are against the wall....(read more)

NoonerAudio (March 5) - Down Goes Beckham!

Nooner — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:50:00 GMT

Because the LA Galaxy (k)need a healthy Beckham....(read more)

The Sack: The Nooner's February Mailbag

Nooner — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:09:00 GMT

The Nooner has responded to your comments from February......(read more)

Handicapping the World Cup 2018

Nooner — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:36:00 GMT

With 2010 set -- at least until FIFA realizes South Africa won't be ready and moves the best three weeks ever back to Deutschland -- and Brazil running away with 2014 (PARTY TIME!), it's time for the Nooner to turn his attention towards handicapping the field for 2018. Without further Adu…

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NoonerAudio (March 1) - Get Well Soon, Coach Ramos

Nooner — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:24:00 GMT

Because how hard is it to NOT throw bottles at the ref???!!!...(read more)